Windows source code

[BrokeBody]

🙂

/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
#include “win31.h”
#include “win95.h”
#include “win98.h”
#include “workst~1.h”
#include “evenmore.h”
#include “oldstuff.h”
#include “billrulz.h”
#include “monopoly.h”
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf(“Welcome to Windows 3.1”); */
/* printf(“Welcome to Windows 3.11”); */
/* printf(“Welcome to Windows 95”); */
/* printf(“Welcome to Windows NT 3.0”); */
/* printf(“Welcome to Windows 98”); */
/* printf(“Welcome to Windows NT 4.0”); */
printf(“Welcome to Windows 2000”);
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open(“a:\swp0001.swp”, O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}

[tomaja]

Ah, pa ovo je stari kod. Win XP i Vista imaju mnooogo ozbiljniji i duži kod 😉 , a kolik oznam veći je SWAP fajl.
Ipak, sviđa mi se, ko kaže da neke stvari ne mogu da budu jednostavne !

linux4life

[nowave]

@BrokeBody
Samo jedna zamerka: gde je nazubljivanje koda?!?!?!  :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

[foxbunny]

nowave, to je *Windows*. Ako nazubis kod, on se pogubi i pocne da radi brzo, sto u potpunosti narusava ciljeve koji su bili postavljeni.

Broke, zar nije Windows pisan u BASICu? Ono,

[code]GOTO START_LOOP[/code]

😀

[code]D:> fixmbr
Reinstalling NT-BASIC interpreter…
……………………………………………….
Please wait some more…
………………………………………………..
Almost done…
………………………………..
Just kidding, please wait some more…
………………………………………….
Hm, this shouldn’t work like that…
……………………………………..
Are you dual-booting Windows and Linux? [Y/N] y
NT-BASIC install failed…
Where do you want to go now?
[/code]

[nowave]

U majku mu! Moram onda da prepravim ovaj kod sto pisem, necu da narusim ciljeve Winblow$-a! 🙂

[marelli]

Nesto mnogo kratak ovaj kod,ceo Window$ u toliko koda,jeeeeeeeee! 😀

[LimitMan]

Sta ces marelli … Setili se da napisu nesto prosto i kratko i postali milioneri ..

Ima tu i neceg malo u ovim .h fajlovima, ali to su uglavnom nebitne stvari … Tipa operativni sistemi 😉

[foxbunny]

Nesto mnogo kratak ovaj kod,ceo Window$ u toliko koda,jeeeeeeeee! 😀

Pa pazi:

[code]#include “win31.h”
#include “win95.h”
#include “win98.h”
#include “workst~1.h”
#include “evenmore.h”
#include “oldstuff.h”
#include “billrulz.h”
#include “monopoly.h”[/code]

[debelizmaj]

Ma da, ovo ti je i ovako samo main…ko zna sta je u klasama sadrzano….

[nowave]

Da, ali tu su samo deklariasne funkcije koje se koriste u main().  A ne izgledaju mi nesto komplikovano. 🙂 Svaka funkcija max 30-50 linija koda. 😀

[Autor]

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